What Am I Worth?
by Jason Alan
I post pretty much every day, always trying to bring my audience (that’s you!) something new and hopefully a little different from the (literally) millions of other blogs you could be reading right now. I post pictures, I write poetry, short stories, social commentary, and I’m currently working on three novels at once. I have yet to finish one.
I have, however, put together a poetry book. Those few that have wanted to support my writing have gone there to buy it for three bucks. There are a few problems with that, though. Number one, 30% of that three bucks goes to amazon. They didn’t write it and they don’t promote it, so I’m starting to wonder why I put it there in the first place.
Another problem is that all my poems in the book are posted here as well. So if someone has already read my poems page, then they go to buy the book, they will just be reading the same thing. I could change this, but I’m thinking of just taking the book off altogether.
A third problem is that some people are like me, in that they want to read ebooks but don’t have an ebook reader or a tablet. While you can read ebooks on a multitude of other devices, most of them just don’t cut it. Personally, the computer I use is a small netbook. Not good for reading ebooks. I also have an iPod touch, which has way too small of a screen. I also have a Droid X that I found in a dumpster (I’m not kidding), and even though it has a bigger screen, it’s just not big enough.
So, if you would like to show your support but don’t want to give amazon your money, I have set up a paypal account so you can tell me how much you think I’m worth. Don’t worry, I won’t be offended if you think I’m only worth a dollar. Not even a little bit.
If you go here to donate, I promise to call off the herd of unicorns that I sent to poop on your vehicle, your house and your boss. Oh, you do want them to poop on your boss? Consider it done.
Brilliant!
I wouldn’t go that far but I won’t stop you from doing it đŸ˜‰
That’s a great idea.
I haven’t made much money so far, so I might as well get more of that small piece of the pie, right?
I agree…
Is the 70% because you haven’t sorted out the whole tax code annotated passport send somewhere in America thing? Oh and yes please with the whole herd of unicorns, does it have to be my Boss? I have a list. By the way, excellent creative marketing of your book. :o)
I have to fix that. They get 30 percent, but still they get a cut for doing nothing. My unicorns are well trained to poop wherever you like them to, as long as you donate your soul oops I mean money.
Hi Jason,
I found your blog via one of the blogs I follow. And I am really glad I did! I love the idea. And I love your poetry.
Regards,
Daniela
Thanks. Glad to have you.
Paypal? Has that been working out for you? Tell me about it; I might need it if I decide to self-publish in the future.
So far I got one donation for ten dollars, US. That’s about the same as if I had sold 5 copies of my poetry book on amazon. Out of 10, amazon would have taken about 3 dollars. Paypal took 68 cents. So, while I won’t be able to quit the day job that I don’t currently have, I think it will work out better this way when I have at least one novel finished.
remind me to use paypal.
Use paypal.
thanks for the reminder.
haha any time đŸ˜›
Cute
Cute like, ‘it’s cute that you think people will give you money’ cute?
cute the way ur asking for it đŸ™‚
still only one donation but it’s a start…
One question: why were you in a dumpster?
Well, it’s not like I was just hanging out there…
I had the same idea a couple year ago. However, I wasn’t offering poetry and everyday writing. I guess the genre was a little less ‘wanted’ by many readers. Still, I hope all continues to get brighter for you in the future.
My future’s so bright I gotta wear shades and shit like that.
Bon chance!
Merci!