Uncle Sam-I-Am

by Jason Alan

That Uncle-Sam-I-am
That Uncle-Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Uncle-Sam-I-am.

Do you like
the government’s scam?

I do not like it,
Uncle-Sam-I-am.
I do not like
the government’s scam.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
the government’s scam.
I do not like it,
Uncle-Sam-I-am

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like the government’s scam.
I do not like it, Uncle-Sam-I-am.

Would you vote for them
in a box?
Would you vote for them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not vote for them here or there.
I would not vote for them anywhere.
I would not be the sacrificial lamb.
I do not like them, Uncle-Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
swallow the lies! swallow the lies!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like the government’s scam.
I do not like them, Uncle-Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Uncle Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not believe them with a mouse
I will not believe them in a house.
I will not believe them here or there.
I will not believe them anywhere.
I do not like them, Uncle Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Uncle Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not fall for them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
The war in Afghanistan?

I do not
like it,
Uncle-Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not like the war in the rain.
I will not like the war on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like the war in a box.
I do not like the war with a fox.
I will not like the war in a house.
I do not like the war with a mouse.
I do not like the war here or there.
I do not like the war ANYWHERE!

I do not agree
with the ways of your god.
Your system is incredibly flawed.
I do not like
the political jihad!

I do not like it,
Uncle-Sam-I-am.

You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Uncle Sam!
If you have the people vote for me,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I am the President, now I am!
I really like the government’s scam!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I will like it in a yacht!
And I will like it for my bank…
And I will like it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a limo. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will lie to them in a box.
And I will scam them with a fox.
And I will let them lose their house.
On the street just like a mouse.
And I will scam them here and there.
Say! I will scam them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
the government’s scam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Uncle-Sam-I-am!