Spamertainment

by Jason Alan

These are some of my favorite spam comments (in bold, separated by ***). All caught by wordpress, by the way. None of them got through. Every now and then I check it because sometimes real comments will get put there. But these are pretty entertaining, I must say:

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Until you see what website is sending this (another search engine optimization bullshit), it actually looks real:

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This next one went through a lot of trouble just to be a jumble of nonsense:

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It’s hard to tell this is spam, but it’s actually true…

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This next one is pretty good. Spam accusing me of being spam:

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Well, I think it’s true. This next one is difficult to understand:

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This one was so close to looking real. Until the very end:


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And my all time favorite. Short, sweet and to the point:

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