Jason Alan. Writer, Character.

Short stories, rants, poetry, novels under construction… and look, cows!

she flies

just like a bird she flies
she has murder in her eyes
every word is a lie
but I satisfy
that urge between her thighs

she has flowers in her hair
and the power of her stare
makes men cower, weak and scared
that taste so sour, always there
but she is oh so fair

she has studs on her lips
I like the way she moves her hips
we fight like bloods and crips
but those hips
fuck, I love that bitch

Free ebooks. Cheap!

Today I’m offering all three of my ebooks free of charge, since I’m so awesome and stuff. If you’ve already gotten one or more of them, please do me a favor and go like the author page. It only takes a second to help out a struggling indie author. Thanks

http://amazon.com/Jason-Alan/e/B0052F1SZE

Aphrodite Einstein @PaigeTerner

I want the Aphrodite
a brainiac Einstein
confidence without arrogance, mighty
ages like fine wine
I want the one
that fires that spark
lustful in the light
passionate in the dark
the one that brings a poet
to his knees
the one that plays stoic
but does what I please
the one that says No Love
but still succumbs
the one that brings me closer
brasher, bolder
I hold her
like the smoke in my lungs
with my lips
betwixt her hips
until she comes
and comes
and comes

High Noon

death and metal
pot and kettle
guns drawn, high noon
time to settle

another goes down
one horse town
no smile, just his
painted frown

saddle up
had enough
filled with grit
cowhide tough

the vaquero rides
steely eyes
wherever he goes
another man dies

what post?

I guess since I claim to be an author, I should probably write about something. I got my Apple wireless keyboard working again with my tablet, so I might as well get a little geeky and give some tips. I recently got the keyboard for about 75 with tax, and the Samsung Galaxy Tab Lite for about 180. What’s good about this pairing (when they actually do pair, FUCK bluetooth is a real loser) is that you can use the keyboard for more than typing. There are keyboard shortcuts like command escape to put you to the home screen. Then from there you can hit the tab button to select an app and hit enter to go into it. Not all, but a lot of apps let you navigate with the tab button so you don’t even have to bother with that whole touching the screen nonsense. I mean, who has time for that, right? Ctrl A, C and V is cut, copy and paste just like on a Windows PC or a Mac.

If you do a little noodling and googling, you can find some others as well. I don’t want to bore you too much with my nerd rambling. I’d rather bore you with poetry. I’m odd, in case some of you aren’t aware, so I wrote something odd. However, I think it needs one more piece to be complete. I just can’t seem to think of anything. If you help me finish it, I will put it in my next poetry book (probably titled i, the wordsmith) yes, all lower case letters, since e.e. cummings is one of the few poets I actually like, and he is the first to be quoted. I’ll give you full credit for helping, of course.

C’mon, poets. Don’t let me down. Put on your thinking caps and give a fuck for my new, almost finished poem, Give A Fuck.

One day, Give A Fuck gave up
And headed to the bar
Met Give A Shit, and they fucked
In the back of her car
 
They had two kids
Give A Crap and Give A Hoot
Then she met Give A Damn
And gave Give A Fuck the boot
 
Once again, Give A Fuck
turned to the drink
Met Give A Lot
she gave him the pink and the stink

See? Told you I was weird. Finish it and make a blogger proud.

But wait, kids, that’s not all you get for your 4 easy affordable payments of $19.95 plus shipping, handling and groping! You also get a book recommendation. This is by an author that I believe only wrote one novel (I think a book of short stories as well), but it’s one of the very few I’ve been able to read more than once. I got it for five bucks on amazon after not having it for over a decade. Maybe I should get off twitter and instagram and facebook and whatever-the-fuck-else and actually read it, or maybe stop writing. Wait, that won’t happen until I’m dead. Au revoir for now, folks.

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Free ebooks to all

I used to have a fairly respectable social media presence. Creeping up on 17,000 twitter followers on two accounts, 2 or 3k on instagram and hundreds of facebook ‘friends’. But then, someone who will remain nameless got into my accounts and erased them all. So I had to start over. Le sigh, indeed.

Today, I’m giving away all three of my ebooks. One is poetry, one is raunchy comedy and the other is a nice little fantasy novel. There’s something for everybody. Go download them, and if you have read one or more and liked them, please help me spread the word. I’m an indie author/editor/hair puller and I need all the help I can get. Thanks in advance, and you’re welcome.

http://www.amazon.com/Jason-Alan/e/B0052F1SZE

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